Become a figure skater they said
it will be fun they said
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
I thought this was a photoset of birds missing their heads for a second. my goodness.
"boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-"
"people would probably like you better if-"
when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”